Friday, August 26, 2005

Humor to round out the week...

Vanessa here...

Just a quick post before Hunter comes to get me for our date tonight (yeeeeeeahhhhh!!!) Since I've been bagging on all these crazy women all week, I thought I'd end with a funny that was sent to me today, bagging on our male counterparts. I hope Hunter doesn't believe this way! Props go out to Elizabeth for the laugh:

Female Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart, and strong,
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen

Male Prayer

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme, and I don't care.

Amen

Have a great weekend and hang loose,
Double Vee

1 Comments:

Anonymous j said...

hey, i resemble that remark

6:22 PM  

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